I'll be back in the cave soon, don't worry!

Pfft

Won't happen more likely to go to top team. Hopefully Arsenal

how man apologies is that?

' that's about as clever as barbecuing your foot', Michael Scott grunts in silence while eating bacon.

Fuck me dead..i actually though the guy had gone to Villa 🤣🤣

take a shot every time he said choir boy

João Félix king at Small Heath? 😅

@theirishguy2494 hey, suggestion for a video that is just your kind of video.. every WC team that could use 1 retired international.. for example, Croatia desperatly needs a striker so Davor Šuker could really do..

I’ll be honest, this is the first I’ve heard of this rumour. I thought it was Arsenal and Man United in the race to get him.

Felix will sign on loan with Arsenal. Villa are an interesting team with a lot of potential for bigger things but it feels like people have been saying that for the last 5 years and they can't even break into the top 10. I think if the give Emery time, he will improve them. And their owners are filthy rich with a stadium redevelopment due to start soon. I predict in 5 years they might finally live up to the hype.

you insult Birmingham like Newcastle is a lovely place

Come on irish grealish is way better than felix

I'm sorry Irish guy swiped up on an instagram advert that told him to find a gimmick he can rinse

Like seeing Ireland getting into the Euros

wtf emery was interested ages ago and Felix's agent was really wanting the move but Felix took one look at Birmingham and fair enough said no

I have never known anybody describe Birmingham so well. Hysterical! Accurate too!

this is very most likely not happening, i’m of no delusion that we’re getting felix but why everytime you talk about villa you pretend were some poor club with no ambition, weve got owners worth £12bn & have signed players that everyone laughed at us for thinking we could get, kamara, carlos, bailey, seriously what is your problem with villa?

Go way and get some women into your house and cleeean it up “ Big Joe Joyce “

Yarn, this was just a boring rant. No respect for Villa, Nothing intelligent or intelligible. All I understood is an anti-Villa bias here.

I appreciated the Grima Wormtongue reference

On Loan

i agree that he should go to the premier league whilst playing in the number 10 role rather than CF and actually Arsenal should be the ones to sign him

I don't believe what i'm seeing but Joao Felix wouldn't exactly fit in to the squad especially if Villa end up in another relegation situation ( the reason Dean Smith was sacked even though that was the 2019 season).